Coming to a screen near you, very soon – a theatrical experience!
Get your tickets here, all the seats are front row, centre stalls.
(This would have been much sooner but it’s quite long to write and proof read and for some reason connected with the time of year, every time I sit down to write people turn up expecting to be fed royally, wined, dined and entertained generally. Goodness knows why, I don’t do it to them.)
Anyway, back soon with proper entertainment, not involving feigning interest in where people went for vacations long gone, or squinting at blurry photos of someone they met on holiday in a dark nightclub or a panoramic view of a bay the name of which no one can remember.