The mummy returns.

I’ve had the plaster taken off!

I hope you haven’t just eaten. (What do you mean, you’re eating now?  I have a theory that we could feed the third world just with the biscuit crumbs from behind everyone’s keyboard.)  This is what was under the plaster.

Talk about the hand of the mummy!  I think I should contact Hammer House of Horror immediately and offer to star in anything they care to name.

Oh it is awful.

Swollen and misshapen and it doesn’t seem to work quite right and the bits peeling off…………..

and my poor muscles are all wasted and I have two new lines on my palm, (a thing I am well acquainted with, being versed in the art of palmistry).

I have a new line of the sun under my ring finger and a new fate line, which is the line going from the middle of my hand towards the percussion, or side, of the hand on the mount of Luna.  If this is correct, I should now have a successful artistic career.  Which would be about time.  Also, my head line has disappeared, so expect art but nothing intelligent.

But (and it is as big a but as it is a little swollen hand) but

the plaster is off.

The sun is shining.

The camellia by the back fence ( so carefully painted with blood and orange)

is flowering properly for the first time since I planted it, years ago.

And I will move my hand, I will work my hand.

I have two hands!

I am so lucky to have two hands!

Two hands are so handy.  I can use them to take pictures like this.

And now if you’ll excuse me, I have to go.  I have six weeks of missing miniatures to catch up with.

The mummy has returned.

I am definitely back.

Since I started typing (with two hands) I have covered the keyboard in skin flakes, which makes a change from biscuit crumbs (that’s how I knew you were doing it.)

All I need now is a gallon of hand cream and some sunshine on my skin and a lift to the shops because I can’t drive for a fortnight but otherwise……………..I’m back!

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