Apparently I was wrong about the twos.
Remember this?
It’s the lockdown library on the end of the drive. Books on the cart, jigsaws in the wheeled box, sweets in the wire basket.
Today I was putting the cart out, after the rain, before lunch, when a very dirty man, on a bicycle, wheeled up and stopped too close. The cart is chained to the metal loop embedded in the drive, as I was putting the chain through the loop I know he bent down and grabbed most of the sweets, I’d just spent fifteen minutes bagging up.
I said ‘You took some sweets, those are for the children.’
‘No, love,’ he said, ‘I haven’t.’ and patted his pockets. ‘So,’ he asked, ‘can I take a book? For my child?’ He took a book. ‘And some sweets?’ He took a packet of sweets.
I looked him right in the eyes. ‘You,’ I said, ‘will go to hell. Liars and thieves go to hell.’
He cycled off quite fast.
You would think if he was going to steal handfuls of sweets he would at least wait until I’d gone back in the house.
But the hellbent get where they are going.
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What is going on at the moment? Wars everywhere, gangs shoplifting, people crossing the channel on inflatables and a new government we had such high hopes of, just as corrupt as the last lot?
I welcome any theories. Click on Leave a comment below.